Life Is Incredibly Short, Yet We're Always

I Was Reading Through All These Nsa Programs That Snowden Has Revealed, And One Of The Ones That Fascinated Me Was That Smart Tvs Can Be Used To Look At You In Your Room. That Is Totally Like The Telescreen From 1984. It's Not Sort Of Like It, It's Not A Lot Like It, It Is It. And The Ability Of The Nsa To Turn On Your Cell Phone, Even If It's Powered Down, And Listen To You In Your Home - That's Insane To Me. People Had Been Warning That 1984 Was Just Around The Corner. Well, It Has Arrived, And Snowden Has Proven That.

Conservative Humor Is Frankly Harder Than Liberal Humor. You Get Points For Just Being Liberal. You Can Get More Points If You Make Fun Of Your Own Side Sometimes.

What People Don't Seem To Ever Understand Is That Any Infrastructure That Exists Under Your Regime, In Your Current Government, Will Be Appropriated And Inherited By The Next Regime. I Mean, The Kgb Came Out Of The Nkvd Which Came Out Of The Tsarist Version Of The Same Thing. And Now, The Fsb Operates Out Of The Old Kgb Building In Moscow. The Infrastructure Remains Exactly The Same. There's A Little Bit Of Reshuffling Of Personnel, And That's It. The Way To Make Sure That There's No Fsb Today Would Have Been For The Tsar To Not Have Built An Infrastructure For It In The 1800s.

I Never Consciously Do Any Work Directly Influenced From Any Movie, Unless I'm Doing A Parody.

Most People Don't Know How To Tell Stories.