If I Had To Rank My Skills,

Do Our Government's Poorly Paid Contract Killers Deserve Our 'support' For Blindly Following Orders?

If I Had To Rank My Skills, I Have A Long Way To Go Before I Can Write A Good Graphic Novel.

There Was An Honorable Tradition Of Using Anonymous Sources That Was Ruined By Jayson Blair.

Over Time, However, The Endless War In Iraq Began To Play A Role In Natural Selection. Only Idiots Signed Up; Only Idiots Died. Back Home, The Average I.q. Soared.

I'm A Better Editorial Cartoonist By Default Because So Many Editorial Cartoonists Out There Are So Awful.