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When You Have Birds You Stare At Them A Lot And Their Eyes Are Recessed On Their Head. When They Look At Something They Tilt Their Head In A Quizzical Expression.

For An Ordinary Citizen, What Is The Common Interaction You Have With A Police Officer? When They Pull You Over For Speeding, Or When They Write You A Ticket For Parking. The Rest Of The Time Is Patrolling Minority Neighborhoods Like An Occupying Army. It's Suppression Of Blacks, And It's Revenue Enhancement. Surveillance Is A Band-aid. That's Like Saying, "let's Surveil The Ss." No! Let's Get Rid Of The Ss!

Over Time, However, The Endless War In Iraq Began To Play A Role In Natural Selection. Only Idiots Signed Up; Only Idiots Died. Back Home, The Average I.q. Soared.

Close Friends Love You For Who You Are; Not What They Want You To Be.

Orrin Hatch Was The Keynote Speaker At The Last Meeting Of The Association Of American Editorial Cartoonists. He Sought Me Out Because He Was A Fan. I Was Thinking He Had Confused Me With Someone Else.