Conservative Humor Is Frankly Harder Than Liberal

Up Until 1995, I Still Had A Day Job That I Hated. I Was Still Personally Involved In Things In The 90s.

When You Have Birds You Stare At Them A Lot And Their Eyes Are Recessed On Their Head. When They Look At Something They Tilt Their Head In A Quizzical Expression.

For An Ordinary Citizen, What Is The Common Interaction You Have With A Police Officer? When They Pull You Over For Speeding, Or When They Write You A Ticket For Parking. The Rest Of The Time Is Patrolling Minority Neighborhoods Like An Occupying Army. It's Suppression Of Blacks, And It's Revenue Enhancement. Surveillance Is A Band-aid. That's Like Saying, "let's Surveil The Ss." No! Let's Get Rid Of The Ss!

Americans Are Not Terribly Intelligent People. They Need To Read Important Things Several Times.

The Best Thing About Being A Cartoonist Is To Walk Into A Bar Or Someone's Apartment And They Don't Know You, But They've Taped One Of Your Pieces Up.