Anyone Should Be Able To Read Comics.

Americans Are Not Terribly Intelligent People. They Need To Read Important Things Several Times.

At This Point, American Workers Are Pretty Respectful Of The Bosses They Loathe.

It's A Perfectly Valid Position To Not Like Shakespeare.

When You Have Birds You Stare At Them A Lot And Their Eyes Are Recessed On Their Head. When They Look At Something They Tilt Their Head In A Quizzical Expression.

I Think Jazz Is Good, But I Don't Enjoy It. It's Not For Me.