It Takes At Least One To Make

Dearer To Me Than The Evening Star A Packard Car A Hershey Bar Or A Bride In Her Rich Adorning Dearer Than Any Of These By Far Is To Lie In Bed In The Morning

Even Though A Number Of People Have Tried, No One Has Yet Found A Way To Drink For A Living.

Being Divorced Is Like Being Hit By A Mack Truck. If You Live Through It, You Start Looking Very Carefully To The Right And To The Left.

I'm Tired Of All This Nonsense About Beauty Being Skin Deep. That's Deep Enough. What Do You Want, An Adorable Pancreas?

You Can't Sleep Until Noon With The Proper Elan Unless You Have Some Legitimate Reason For Staying Up Until Three (parties Don't Count).