I Think Success Has No Rules, But

Marrying A Man Is Like Buying Something You've Been Admiring For A Long Time In A Shop Window. You May Love It When You Get It Home, But It Doesn't Always Go With Everything Else In The House.

Even Though A Number Of People Have Tried, No One Has Yet Found A Way To Drink For A Living.

I Once Truly Believed That If I Had To Stand In Line For Twenty Minutes To Have A Package Gift-wrapped It Actually Gave The Recipient More Pleasure.

One Of The Most Difficult Things To Contend With In A Hospital Is That Assumption On The Part Of The Staff That Because You Have Lost Your Gall Bladder You Have Also Lost Your Mind.

Do You Know How Helpless You Feel If You Have A Full Cup Of Coffee In Your Hand And You Start To Sneeze?