Movie Actors Are Just Ordinary, Mixed-up People

Years Ago When A Man Began To Notice That If He Stood Up On The Subway He Was Immediately Replaced By Two People, He Figured He Was Getting Too Fat.

A Lawyer Is Never Entirely Comfortable With A Friendly Divorce, Anymore Than A Good Mortician Wants To Finish His Job And Then Have The Patient Sit Up On The Table.

Do You Know How Helpless You Feel If You Have A Full Cup Of Coffee In Your Hand And You Start To Sneeze?

People Only Call You 'my Dear' When They Are Irritated With You.

There Is This To Be Said About Having Money. You Get Rejected By A Higher Class Of People.