Do You Know How Helpless You Feel

While In Some Quarters It Is Felt That The Critic Is Just A Necessary Evil, Most Serious-minded, Decent, Talented Theater People Agree That The Critic Is An Unnecessary Evil.

I Know All About Improvisation And The Free-form That Mirrors The Chaos Of Our Time, But I Do Like To Feel That The Playwright Has Done Some Work Before I Got There.

Years Ago When A Man Began To Notice That If He Stood Up On The Subway He Was Immediately Replaced By Two People, He Figured He Was Getting Too Fat.

I Will Read Anything Rather Than Work.

I Don't Grasp Things This Early In The Day. I Mean, I Hear Voices, All Right, But I Can't Pick Out The Verbs.