I Don't Grasp Things This Early In

Oh, Wouldn't It Be Wonderful If Some Manufacturer Would Make A Toy As Tough, As Staunch, As Hard To Crack Open As The Carton It Comes In!

People Only Call You 'my Dear' When They Are Irritated With You.

... It's Impossible To Register Any Emotion Without Using Some Muscle Which, In Time, Will Produce A Wrinkle. ... By The Time She Is Thirty, A Starlet Has Been Carefully Taught To Smile Like A Dead Halibut. The Eyes Widen, The Mouth Drops Open, But The Eye Muscles Are Never Involved.

I Think Success Has No Rules, But You Can Learn A Great Deal From Failure.

The Only Reason That They Say, 'women And Children First' Is To Test The Strength Of The Lifeboats.