It Costs A Lot To Build Bad

Law Number Xx: In Any Given Year, Congress Will Appropriate The Amount Of Funding Approved The Prior Year Plus Three-fourths Of Whatever Change The Administration Requests, Minus 4-percent Tax.

Law Number Ix: Acronyms And Abbreviations Should Be Used To The Maximum Extent Possible To Make Trivial Ideas Profound ... Q.e.d.

If Today Were Half As Good As Tomorrow Is Supposed To Be, It Would Probably Be Twice As Good As Yesterday Was.

If A Sufficient Number Of Management Layers Are Superimposed On Top Of Each Other, It Can Be Assured That Disaster Is Not Left To Chance.

It's Easy To Get A Loan Unless You Need It.