Regulations Grow At The Same Rate As

Law Number Ix: Acronyms And Abbreviations Should Be Used To The Maximum Extent Possible To Make Trivial Ideas Profound ... Q.e.d.

Law Number L: The Average Regulation Has A Life Span One-fifth As Long As A Chimpanzee's And One-tenth As Long As A Human's, But Four Times As Long As The Official's Who Created It.

If Stock Market Experts Were So Expert, They Would Be Buying Stock, Not Selling Advice.

If Today Were Half As Good As Tomorrow Is Supposed To Be, It Would Probably Be Twice As Good As Yesterday Was.

Law Number Xliv: Aircraft Flight In The 21st Century Will Always Be In A Westerly Direction, Preferably Supersonic, Crossing Time Zones To Provide The Additional Hours Needed To Fix The Broken Electronics.