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A Recent Government Publication On The Marketing Of Cabbage Contains, According To One Report, 26,941 Words. It Is Noteworthy In This Regard That The Gettysburg Address Contains A Mere 279 Words While The Lord's Prayer Comprises But 67.

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Two-thirds Of The Earth's Surface Is Covered With Water. The Other Third Is Covered With Auditors From Headquarters.

Law Number Xxix: Executives Who Do Not Produce Successful Results Hold On To Their Jobs Only About Five Years. Those Who Produce Effective Results Hang On About Half A Decade.

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