Regulations Grow At The Same Rate As

Most Projects Start Out Slowly - And Then Sort Of Taper Off.

If You Can Afford To Advertise, You Don't Need To.

Law Number L: The Average Regulation Has A Life Span One-fifth As Long As A Chimpanzee's And One-tenth As Long As A Human's, But Four Times As Long As The Official's Who Created It.

The Best Way To Make A Silk Purse From A Sow's Ear Is To Begin With A Silk Sow. The Same Is True Of Money.

One Of The Most Feared Expressions In Modern Times Is 'the Computer Is Down.'