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Law Number Xxxix: Never Promise To Complete Any Project Within Six Months Of The End Of The Year, In Either Direction.

Law Number Xliv: Aircraft Flight In The 21st Century Will Always Be In A Westerly Direction, Preferably Supersonic, Crossing Time Zones To Provide The Additional Hours Needed To Fix The Broken Electronics.

Although Most Products Will Soon Be Too Costly To Purchase, There Will Be A Thriving Market In The Sale Of Books On How To Fix Them.

Law Number V: One-tenth Of The Participants Produce Over One-third Of The Output. Increasing The Number Of Participants Merely Reduces The Average Output.

By The Time Of The United States Tricentennial, There Will Be More Government Workers Than There Are Workers.