Fools Rush In Where Incumbents Fear To

Law Number L: The Average Regulation Has A Life Span One-fifth As Long As A Chimpanzee's And One-tenth As Long As A Human's, But Four Times As Long As The Official's Who Created It.

Two-thirds Of The Earth's Surface Is Covered With Water. The Other Third Is Covered With Auditors From Headquarters.

Law Number Xliv: Aircraft Flight In The 21st Century Will Always Be In A Westerly Direction, Preferably Supersonic, Crossing Time Zones To Provide The Additional Hours Needed To Fix The Broken Electronics.

Law Number Xxix: Executives Who Do Not Produce Successful Results Hold On To Their Jobs Only About Five Years. Those Who Produce Effective Results Hang On About Half A Decade.

For Every Scientific (or Engineering) Action, There Is An Equal And Opposite Social Reaction.