Is Sex Dirty? Only If It's Done

I'm At The Stage Of Life When If A Girl Says No To Me I'm Profoundly Grateful To Her.

I'd Call Him A Sadistic, Hippophilic Necrophile, But That Would Be Beating A Dead Horse.

Everyone Wants To Get Out Of Living Where They're Living Now, Because Life Is A Pretty Tough Proposition And Not Much Fun. But When You Think Back To Earlier Times, You Only Extrapolate The Nice Things.

The Last Time I Was Inside A Woman Was When I Went To The Statue Of Liberty.

This Year I'm A Star, But What Will I Be Next Year? A Black Hole?