Is Sex Dirty? Only If It's Done

Talent Is Luck. The Important Thing In Life Is Courage.

Should I Marry W.? Not If She Won't Tell Me The Other Letters In Her Name.

My Success Has Allowed Me To Strike Out With A Higher Class Of Women.

Please Forgive Me. My Pedicurist Had A Stroke. She Fell Forward Onto The Orange Stick And Plunged It Into My Toe. It Required Bandaging.

There's Nothing Sexier Than A Lapsed Catholic.