I'd Call Him A Sadistic, Hippophilic Necrophile,

In My House I'm The Boss, My Wife Is Just The Decision Maker.

Having Sex Is Like Playing Bridge. If You Don't Have A Good Partner, You'd Better Have A Good Hand.

I Don't Know What The Hell I'm Doing Here. I'm 237 Years Old, I Should Be Collecting Social Security.

When The Academy Called, I Panicked. I Thought They Might Want Their Oscars Back And The Pawn Shop Has Been Out Of Business For A While.

Is Sex Dirty? Only If It's Done Right.