If You Aren't Failing, You Aren't Trying.

Nothing Worth Knowing Can Be Understood With The Mind.

Existence For Eternity Could Get A Little Boring... Especially Towards The End.

A Stockbroker Is Someone Who Invests Other People's Money Until It Is All Gone.

There Are Worse Things Than Death. Many Of Them Playing At A Theater Near You.

I Don't Know What The Hell I'm Doing Here. I'm 237 Years Old, I Should Be Collecting Social Security.