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I Don't Believe In God. Just Try Getting A Plumber On The Weekend.

I Just Can't Listen To Any More Wagner, You Know...i'm Starting To Get The Urge To Conquer Poland.

This Year I'm A Star, But What Will I Be Next Year? A Black Hole?

Child Molestation Is A Touchy Subject... Read The Papers! Half The Country's Doing It!

No One Ever Wants The Whole Script. I Give The Whole Script To People Who Require The Whole Script But To Those People Who Don't Require The Whole Script I Don't Give It To Them And No One Cares. They're Relieved Not To Have To Read Extra Pages That They're Not In.