This Year I'm A Star, But What

Reality May Not Be The Best Of All Possible Worlds, But It's Still The Only Place Where You Can Get A Decent Steak.

I Don't Fear Death. - I Just Don't Want To Be Around When It Happens.

The Heart Is A Very, Very Resilient Little Muscle. It Really Is.

My Wife Is Immature. Whenever I Take A Bath, She Sinks My Boats.

I've Always Had An Easy Time Directing Actors Because I Always Hire Ones That Are Great Before I Get My Hands On Them.