The Last Woman I Was In Was

Those Modern Analysts, They Charge So Much! In My Day, For Five Marks Freud Himself Would Treat You. For Ten Marks He Would Treat You And Press Your Pants. For Fifteen Marks Freud Would Let You Treat Him - That Included A Choice Of Any Two Vegetables.

If You're Not Failing Every Now And Again, It's A Sign You're Not Doing Anything Very Innovative.

It Figures You've Got To Hate Yourself If You've Got Any Integrity At All.

I Recently Turned 60. Practically A Third Of My Life Is Over.

If You're Not Failing, You're Not Trying Anything.