Instead Of Running For President, Why Don’t

Before You Can Be All Deprecating It's Helpful To Be Self-deprecating.

I Would Vote For You For President But I'm Against Big Government.

I Like To Roast Things From The Inside Out. I Like To Know What's Going On.

My Own Personal Rule Is To Tell Jokes That I Think The Person I'm Making Them About Can Laugh At, To Go Home And Tell Their Family, Oh, My Gosh.

You Have Such A Huge Career ... Behind You.