Instead Of Running For President, Why Don’t

I Usually Have Sex To My Stand-up Comedy Album. Power Move.

You Have Such A Huge Career ... Behind You.

Instead Of Running For President, Why Don’t You Try Walking On A Treadmill?

I've Actually Tried To Roast Somebody That I Don't Like, And It Doesn't Go Well. Either They're A Bad Sport Or I'm Not As Funny As I Could Be.

My Parents Passed Away When I Was A Teenager, So I Had To Learn Different Survival Techniques, I Think, In Comedy. You Know, Using Comedy As A Pressure Release, As A Release Valve In Life Really Kept My Sanity.