Inside Every Fat Person There's A Thin

One Thing Lots Of Christians Do Have In Common Is That They Can't Help Coming Across As Smug. This Winds Lots Of People Up, Particularly Because Famous Christians Pronounce On The Life Of The Poor From Their Very Lovely Affluent Homes Filled With Their Very Lovely Families And Attractive Pets.

How Do You Conduct An Intimate Relationship Where No One Ever Loses It? Where No One Ever Lashes Out, Where No One Ever Smacks Anyone In The Mouth?

You Don't Really See Ugly People That Are Old, Or A Bit Grotty And Smelly, In The Media. If A Martian Came Down, They Would Think We Were All Tall, Thin, Attractive And Wealthy.

I Read That Book Fat Is A Feminist Issue, Got A Bit Desperate Halfway Through And Ate It.

I'm A Real Kentish Maid, You Know.