A Lot Of People Do That Kind

When I Was A Nurse I Never Had Much Money, And I Was Still Happy Then.

Jeremy Clarkson Is Rather Charming, But I Can't Stomach His Public Persona. I Don't Like His Casual Racism And Casual Misogyny.

The Way To A Man's Heart Is Through His Hanky Pocket With A Breadknife.

An Overweight Guy Went To The Doctor Who Advised Him To Try A Keep Fit Dvd. But The Guy Said He Couldn't Be Bothered. “well” Suggested The Doctor, “try Something That Leaves You A Little Short Of Breath.” So The Buy Took Up Smoking.

With Two Small Children, I Haven't Had A Wash Since 2001 So The Chance To Go Shopping Is Way Down The List. It Is Something I Do Intend To Get.