I Just Don't Like Travelling Very Much.

I Was Always Being Called Upon To Be An Honorary Boy Alongside My Brothers. I Don't Think I'd Be A Comic Now If It Hadn't Been For That.

I Tend To Think The World Is A Bit Of A Miserable Place, So Anyone Who Can Add To People's Optimistic, Cheerful Side Is Doing A Good Job, Which Is What I Hope I'm Doing.

There Are Lots Of People Who Believe That Caricature Of Me The Tabloids Created, So They Think They Don't Like Me.

I Have Seen Good Nurses And Bad Nurses. They Existed Along A Continuum: From Hard-working, Kind And Competent People, To Office-hugging, Bone-idle Types, To Apathetic, Disengaged Automatons.

I Cannot Abide Anyone Treating Another Human Being Like A Piece Of Dirt, Whatever The Context.