Insanity Is Hereditary; You Get It From

I'm Gonna Put All My Money Into Taxes. They're Sure To Go Up.

It's Not The Sugar That Makes The Tea Sweet, But The Stirring.

It's A Good Thing That When God Created The Rainbow He Didn't Consult A Decorator Or He Would Still Be Picking Colors.

More And More Congressmen Now Stay In Washington All Year-round Because They Can't Stay At Home Under The Laws They've Passed.

Many Wise Words Are Spoken In Jest, But They Don't Compare With The Number Of Stupid Words Spoken In Earnest.