In The School I Went To, They

My Wife And I Keep Fighting About Sex And Money. I Think She Charges Me Too Much.

I Am The World's Oldest Teenager. I've Never Lost My Youthful Attitude.

I Went To See My Doctor... Doctor Vidi-boom-ba. Yeah...i Told Him Once, "doctor, Every Morning When I Get Up And Look In The Mirror I Feel Like Throwing Up. What's Wrong With Me?" He Said, "i Don't Know, But Your Eyesight Is Perfect."

My Dog Learned How To Beg By Watching Me Through The Bedroom Door.

It's Great To Have Gray Hair. Ask Anyone Who's Bald.