Imprudent Restrictions Often Force Youth Farther Than

It Is Necessary To Be Tolerant, In Order To Be Tolerated.

It's Tough To Know Who's Better In Cliff Diving. Like, You See A Guy Diving Off A Cliff And You Go, Oh, Man, A Guy Diving Off A Cliff! And Then Another Guy'd Dive- Oh, There's Another Guy Diving Off A Cliff There. But You Can't Tell Who's Better, Y'know? Like, Uh- If You Survive At All, Hey, You're A Great- You're A Great Cliff Diver There. There's Only Two Classifications In Cliffdiving. There's, Uh- 'grand Champion' And Then, Uh- 'stuff On A Rock.' Very Hard To Make A Comeback In That Sport, I'll Tell You That.

Man, Them Engagement Rings, Boy, They Cost A Lot. I Was Looking At 'em. Cost Like A Thousand Bucks, Two Thousand Bucks, Y'know. Three Thousand Bucks. Something Like That- Four Thousand Bucks. Big Number Divisible By A Thousand, Anyways.

Note To Self: No Matter How Bad Life Gets, There's Always Beer.

Some People Are So Much Afraid Of Being Deceived, That They Never Venture To Trust; Like Misers, Their Avarice Destroys Their Gain.