I Would Love To Stay At Snl

Were There No Fools, There Would Be No Flatterers.

A Readiness To Excuse Some Faults, Shows A Disposition To Commit Others.

He That Searches For Praise Will Often Find Contempt.

There Is A Very Prevalent Tenet With Youth, That Good Company Is Every Thing Desirable, And That Bad Is Even Better Than None.

Whenever I Do Theaters, I Don't Like 'em. I Don't Think They're Right For Stand-up.