Most Men Will Go Farther To Give

I Had A Show That People Thought Used A Laugh Track. It Wasn't; It Was The Real Audience Going Crazy After Everything That Resembled A Joke, That They Could Technically Call A Joke.

My Dad Had This Thing - Everyone In Canada Wants To Play Hockey; That's All They Want To Do. So When I Was A Kid, Whenever We Skated My Dad Would Not Let Us On The Ice Without Hockey Sticks, Because Of This Insane Fear We Would Become Figure Skaters!

We Often Suffer More From Our Fears, Than From The Dangers Of Our Situation.

Hypocrisy Is The Outward Acknowledgment Of Inward Shame.

The Standard Of Morals Is As Variable As Morals Themselves; Of Which Every Nation Has A Different Code, And Every Custom A Different Reading.