Note To Self... Sex With Blow-up Doll

Violent People Usually Express Their Love Of A Thing By Their Hatred Of Its Opposite.

It's A Very Odd Thing With Hollywood, Where You Do Stand-up, You're Good At It, Then They Go, "how Would You Like To Be A Horrible Actor?" Then You Say, "all Right, That Sounds Good. I'll Do That."

If You Watch That Show And You Didn't Know It Was Called Seinfeld, You'd Think It Was Called 'the George Costanza Show'.

Education Makes Some Men Wiser, Others More Ridiculous And Foolish!

Kenny G Has A Christmas Album Out This Year. Hey, Happy Birthday Jesus! Hope You Like Crap!