I'm The Foe Of Moderation, The Champion

Only Good Girls Keep Diaries. Bad Girls Don't Have Time.

Television Could Perform A Great Service In Mass Education, But There's No Indication Its Sponsors Have Anything Like This On Their Minds.

I Have Three Phobias Which, Could I Mute Them, Would Make My Life As Slick As A Sonnet, But As Dull As Ditch Water: I Hate To Go To Bed, I Hate To Get Up, And I Hate To Be Alone.

In My Lifetime I've Been To Bed With Men, Women, And Odd Pieces Of Furniture.

If I Were Well Behaved, I'd Die Of Boredom.