Only Good Girls Keep Diaries. Bad Girls

Fill What Is Empty, Empty What Is Full, And Scratch Where It Itches.

Nobody Can Be Exactly Like Me. Sometimes Even I Have Trouble Doing It.

Of Course Cocaine Is Not Adictive, Darling. I Should Know, I've Been Doing It For Years.

[on Being Asked In Her Later Years If She Were Tallulah:] I'm What's Left Of Her, Dahling.

There Have Only Been Two Authentic Geniuses In The World, Willie Mays And Willie Shakespeare And I Think You'd Better Put Shakespeare First, Darling.