Only Good Girls Keep Diaries. Bad Girls

The Less I Behave Like Whistler's Mother The Night Before, The More I Look Like Her The Morning After.

I Have Enemies I've Never Met - That's Fame.

If I Had To Live My Life Again, I'd Make The Same Mistakes, Only Sooner.

I'm The Foe Of Moderation, The Champion Of Excess. If I May Lift A Line From A Die-hard Whose Identity Is Lost In The Shuffle, 'i'd Rather Be Strongly Wrong Than Weakly Right.'

My Father Warned Me About Men And Booze But He Never Said Anything About Women And Cocaine.