Only Good Girls Keep Diaries. Bad Girls

If I Were Well Behaved, I'd Die Of Boredom.

Only Good Girls Keep Diaries. Bad Girls Don't Have Time.

Acting Is A Form Of Confession.

They Say It's The Good Girls Who Keep Diaries. The Bad Girls Never Have The Time. Me, I Just Wanna Live A Life I'm Gonna Remember Even If I Don't Write It Down.

Drink Reacts On Its Practitioners In Conflicting Ways. One Brave Can Knock Off A Quart Of Scotch And Look And Act As Sober As Herbert Hoover. Another, After Three Martinis, Makes Two-cushion Carroms Off The Chaise Lounge As He Attempts To Negotiate The Bathroom.