Only Good Girls Keep Diaries. Bad Girls

The Less I Behave Like Whistler's Mother The Night Before, The More I Look Like Her The Morning After.

Say Anything About Me, Darling, As Long As It Isn't Boring.

Too Many Of Our Countrymen Rejoice In Stupidity, Look Upon Ignorance As A Badge Of Honor. They Condemn Everything They Don't Understand.

I'll Come And Make Love To You At Five O'clock. If I'm Late, Start Without Me.

Only Good Girls Keep Diaries. Bad Girls Don't Have Time.