If I Were Well Behaved, I'd Die

I Have Enemies I've Never Met - That's Fame.

It's Unlikely I'll Ever Submit To A Psychiatrist's Couch. I Don't Want Some Stranger Prowling Around Through My Psyche, Monkeying With My Id. I Don't Need An Analyst To Tell Me That I Have Never Had Any Sense Of Security. Who Has?

I Have Three Phobias ...: I Hate Going To Bed, Get Up And Hate Hate Being Alone.

Cocaine Isn't Habit Forming. I Should Know - I've Been Using It For Years.

If I Were Well Behaved, I'd Die Of Boredom.