If I Were Well Behaved, I'd Die

Will Tv Kill The Theater? If The Programs I Have Seen, Save For "kukla, Fran And Ollie," The Ball Games And The Fights, Are Any Criterion, The Theater Need Not Wake Up In A Cold Sweat.

A Republican. A Republican. That's Worse Than Being A Goddamned Communist!

Nobody Can Be Exactly Like Me. Sometimes Even I Have Trouble Doing It.

Only Good Girls Keep Diaries. Bad Girls Don't Have Time.

I've Tried Several Varieties Of Sex. The Conventional Position Makes Me Claustrophobic, And The Others Either Give Me A Stiff Neck Or Lockjaw.