I'm Not Crazy About Reality, But It's

You Are Going Uruguay, And I'm Going My Way

No, Groucho Is Not My Real Name. I Am Breaking It In For A Friend.

I Don't Care To Belong To A Club That Accepts People Like Me As Members.

If You Want To See A Comic Strip, You Should See Me In The Shower.

Just Give Me A Comfortable Couch, A Dog, A Good Book, And A Woman. Then If You Can Get The Dog To Go Somewhere And Read The Book, I Might Have A Little Fun.