I'm Not A Fan Of Facts. You

But You Are Also The Biggest Threat Of All ...you Are A Gay Person I Like. Your Threat Is That You Make Being Gay Seem Non-threatening. It's Almost As If Your Happiness Does Not Take Mine Away.

Warning, I May Contain More Than A Trace Amount Of Nut.

Marijuana Is A Gateway Drug That Can Lead To Awful Things, Like Phish Getting Back Together.

Mentioning Jesus In Your Speech: Small Government. Doing What Jesus Asked: Big Government.

The Only Thing That Gets Me High Is The Musky Scent Of My Enemy's Fear