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The Liberal Gluten-free Agenda Is Turning Our Dogs Lesbian.

The Way To A Man's Heart Is Through His Stomach...just Make Sure You Thrust Upward Through His Ribcage.

John Boehner Will Be The New Speaker Unless, Out Of Habit, He Blocks His Own Confirmation.

Truthiness Is What You Want The Facts To Be As Opposed To What The Facts Are. What Feels Like The Right Answer As Opposed To What Reality Will Support.

The Lead Singer Of Creed Says He Won’t Endorse President Obama. Well That Settles It -- Obama Will Not Win The 1998 Presidential Election.