Equations Are The Devil's Sentences.

Global Warming Isn't Real Because I Was Cold Today! Also Great News: World Hunger Is Over Because I Just Ate.

I'm Livin' High On The Hog, And Let Me Tell You, Hogs Make A Terrible Foundation.

You Don't Look Up Truthiness In A Book, You Look It Up In Your Gut.

I Can't Be Gay! I'm A Happily Married Conservative, Just Like Ted Haggard And Larry Craig.

I Am Down With The Latest Trends. And Everyone Knows, The Thing On The Streets Is Vampires. So I Have Been Biting People On The Neck.