I'm Lucky Enough To Be With Someone,

My Parents Said That I Was Nine Months Old And Would Throw Myself Out Of The Crib Onto The Floor Continually. As Soon As They Left The Room After Putting Me Back In They'd Hear A Big Bump And I'd Be On The Floor Again.

People Try To Challenge Me In Bars Every Now And Then. As Long As They're Not Physical I Just Walk Away, But If They Get Physical Then I Just End Up In A Fight.

It's A Real Primal Thing, Watching Someone Get Hurt. It's Funny And Accessible.

But I Can Still Lick The Spoon!

I Have A Full Grown, Semi-nude Man Bound With Duct Tape In My Truck And I Was Trying To Get Out To The Desert To Bury Him. How Do I Get To 5 South?