I Love The Tabloids Except For When

I Pretty Much Operate On Adrenaline And Ignorance.

I'm The Fun Dad, I Am Also The Disciplinarian.

What An Honor That Stephen Prouty Got Nominated For Best Makeup And Hairstyling For Jackass Presents Bad Grandpa. Am I As Stunned As Everyone Else We Didn’t Get The Nod For Best Picture? Well Of Course, Duh, But I Won’t Let That Take Away From My Happiness For Steve, Tony Gardner, And Our Whole Makeup Team. Wahoo!

I Just Try To Think Of All The Things That Could Go Wrong So In That Split Second When It Happens, Maybe Your Body Reacts In A Way Where It Protects You Just A Little.

People Go To Car Races To Watch The Crashes.