I Don't Care What Other People Think.

I'm Not Looking To Lose Anything. I'm Looking To Continue Making Movies.

I Love The Tabloids Except For When I'm In 'em. Especially With The Stuff They Wrote About Jessica And I - It's Obviously Not True.

I Just Love That Spirit That Makes People Do Things That They Probably Shouldn't.

People Think By Challenging Me They're Going To Show They're Tough. But I'm Not Tough. Decent Drinker. Not Such A Bad Kisser. But Not A Great Fighter.

What An Honor That Stephen Prouty Got Nominated For Best Makeup And Hairstyling For Jackass Presents Bad Grandpa. Am I As Stunned As Everyone Else We Didn’t Get The Nod For Best Picture? Well Of Course, Duh, But I Won’t Let That Take Away From My Happiness For Steve, Tony Gardner, And Our Whole Makeup Team. Wahoo!