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I Have A Full Grown, Semi-nude Man Bound With Duct Tape In My Truck And I Was Trying To Get Out To The Desert To Bury Him. How Do I Get To 5 South?

I'm The Fun Dad, I Am Also The Disciplinarian.

Everyone Gets Hurt, But I've Probably Had The Most Injuries.

You Were About Five Feet Short Of A Ten Feet Jump?

I Love The Tabloids Except For When I'm In 'em. Especially With The Stuff They Wrote About Jessica And I - It's Obviously Not True.