I Do Get Obsessed With Constantly Thinking

I Feel Like My Eyes Have Gonorrhea.

I'm The Fun Dad, I Am Also The Disciplinarian.

Doctors Have Told Me I Have A High Pain Threshold, But I Can Only Know What I Feel. I Think I'm Good At Minimising The Pain And Being Indifferent To It.

A Lot Of Stand-up Comedy Guys, When They Get A Little Famous, Just Give Up Their Stand-up Career, And It Cancels Out The Thing That Set Them Apart.

I Love Louisiana. It's Amazing.