I'm Gonna Live Forever, Or Die Trying.

I Wouldn't Want To Live Without Strong Misgivings.

The Laws Of Nature Are Only As Immutable As The Minds Which Promote Them. Ignorance Of The Law Is 9/10ths Of The Law. Just Because You Aren't Paranoid Doesn't Mean They Aren't Out To Get You.

Some Men Are Born Mediocre, Some Men Achieve Mediocrity, And Some Men Have Mediocrity Thrust Upon Them. With Major Major It Had Been All Three. Even Among Men Lacking All Distinction He Inevitably Stood Out As A Man Lacking More Distinction Than All The Rest, And People Who Met Him Were Always Impressed By How Unimpressive He Was.

Clevinger Had A Mind, And Lieutenant Scheisskoph Had Noticed That People With Minds Tended To Get Pretty Smart At Times.

We Do Have A Zeal For Laughter In Most Situations, Give Or Take A Dentist.