Insanity Is Contagious.

It Made Him Proud That 29 Months In The Service Had Not Blunted His Genius For Ineptitude.

Death To All Modifiers, He Declared One Day, And Out Of Every Letter That Passed Through His Hands Went Every Adverb And Every Adjective.

[they] Agreed That It Was Neither Possible Nor Necessary To Educate People Who Never Questioned Anything.

All Through The Night, Men Looked At The Sky And Were Saddened By The Stars.

I've Come To Look Upon Death The Same Way I Look Upon Root-canal Work. Everyone Else Seems To Get Through It All Right, So It Couldn't Be Too Difficult For Me.