Something Did Happen To Me Somewhere That

Well Then I'd Certainly Be A Damned Fool To Feel Any Other Way, Wouldn't I?

They Can Do Anything We Can't Stop Them From Doing.

The Frog Is Almost Five Hundred Million Years Old. Could You Really Say With Much Certainty That America, With All Its Strength And Prosperity, With Its Fighting Man That Is Second To None, And With Its Standard Of Living That Is Highest In The World, Will Last As Long As...the Frog?

What Is A Country? A Country Is A Piece Of Land Surrounded On All Sides By Boundaries, Usually Unnatural. Englishmen Are Dying For England, Americans Are Dying For America, Germans Are Dying For Germany, Russians Are Dying For Russia. There Are Now Fifty Or Sixty Countries Fighting In This War. Surely So Many Countries Can't All Be Worth Dying For.

To Yossarian, The Idea Of Pennants As Prizes Was Absurd. No Money Went With Them, No Class Privileges. Like Olympic Medals And Tennis Trophies, All They Signified Was That The Owner Had Done Something Of No Benefit To Anyone More Capably Than Everyone Else.