I'm Glad I Am A Woman Who

Joan Crawford Is A Movie Queen. I Had Never Met One Before. I Know Now What I Don't Want To Be.

I Am Rich From The Bequests Other Gifted People Have Seen Fit To Leave To Me.

I Have Reached A State In Life Where I Can Buy A Whole House Full Of Chairs And Can Bump Into Them Until They Are Black And Blue

Alcohol Is A Very Patient Drug. It Will Wait For The Alcoholic To Pick It Up One More Time.

I Cannot Sustain Hate For Longer Than A Couple Of Years.