My Second Marriage Had A Lot To

I Don't Think I Should Have Been Married... To Anybody.

Everything Edible Is Fried In Texas! Or It Is Buried In The Ground To Cook Before It Is Eaten. ... Texas Food Should Be Forbidden! 'the Steaks At Night Are Big And Bright, Deep In The Heart Of Texas!' And They Are Always Afloat In Grease. Next Morning You Are Served A Smaller Steak, Which Serves As A Platform For Two Fried Eggs ... All Of This Afloat In The Same Grease! 'chicken, You Say? You Bet! Comin' Up!' Same Grease! They Are Right. Comin' Up! For Hours Afterwards. I Couldn't Believe The Crust Of An Apple Pie! Same Grease!

It Is A Remarkably Beautiful Piece Of Home Furnishing, The Oscar. I Used To Keep It Up In Front Of A Mirror So That It Looked Like Two

Only A Certain Breed Of Actor Should Ever Even Try To Work For Orson Welles. I'm Glad I'm One Of That Breed.

I Am Rich From The Bequests Other Gifted People Have Seen Fit To Leave To Me.