I Am Rich From The Bequests Other

With Two Leftover Husbands To Account For, My Wicked Soul Has Just About Shriveled And Died

Everything Edible Is Fried In Texas! Or It Is Buried In The Ground To Cook Before It Is Eaten. ... Texas Food Should Be Forbidden! 'the Steaks At Night Are Big And Bright, Deep In The Heart Of Texas!' And They Are Always Afloat In Grease. Next Morning You Are Served A Smaller Steak, Which Serves As A Platform For Two Fried Eggs ... All Of This Afloat In The Same Grease! 'chicken, You Say? You Bet! Comin' Up!' Same Grease! They Are Right. Comin' Up! For Hours Afterwards. I Couldn't Believe The Crust Of An Apple Pie! Same Grease!

Only A Certain Breed Of Actor Should Ever Even Try To Work For Orson Welles. I'm Glad I'm One Of That Breed.

I Find It Next To Impossible To Remain Politely Silent When People Prate To Me About The Glory Of Being Given Another Chance To Live Happily Ever After!

Alcohol Is A Very Patient Drug. It Will Wait For The Alcoholic To Pick It Up One More Time.