I Have Reached A State In Life

My Admiration For The Phenomenon Of Alcoholics Anonymous Is Boundless.

At Awards Time, The Exorcist Was Nominated In 11 Categories, Everybody But The Janitor Was Up For An Oscar. There Was No Category For What I Did.

I Am Rich From The Bequests Other Gifted People Have Seen Fit To Leave To Me.

It Is Said That People Learn To Hate Each Other Because Of Little Things ... Not Big Ones. I Know I Have Always Learned To Love Because Of Little Things ... I'm Not At All Sure That There Are Any Big Ones.

With Two Leftover Husbands To Account For, My Wicked Soul Has Just About Shriveled And Died