There Are Zillions Of People Who Say

With Two Leftover Husbands To Account For, My Wicked Soul Has Just About Shriveled And Died

I've Always Had Bronchitis. I've Been Administered The Sacrament Of Death Three Times For It

While I Am Rehearsing A Play, I Try To Read Nothing That Might Distract My Concentration From The Work In Progress.

Like So Many Other Recovered Alcoholics, I Am To This Day Bewildered That It Took So Long For Me To Understand That There Was No Such Animal As 'social Drinking' For Me; That It Had Nothing To Do With My Willpower Or Self-respect Or Moral Fiber, That It Was A Simple Biochemical Intolerance To A Drug.

Joan Crawford Is A Movie Queen. I Had Never Met One Before. I Know Now What I Don't Want To Be.